When is my Birthday Going to Be?

It's a day past my due date, but I am still snug in mom's belly.  After the doctor gave mom and dad the news yesterday that I probably wouldn't be arriving that day, dad treated himself to a head shave and then took mom to a nice lunch in Keyport.  I let her and dad get one more bingo game in last night and guess what- he won!  I know mom is trying to employ all options to meet me sooner than later.  Red raspberry tea, long walks, pineapple.. but I am taking my grand old time.  She keeps wondering what doctor will be on call and if I will come on Grandpa's birthday.  Maybe all of the swimming in the pool she is talking about doing today will do the trick.  We will have to see...